A huge collection of messages, watch out everyday there will be always something new..

Ghar Mein Salgirah Ka Shor Hai

By    09:54 //

'Yeh Jeewan Dore Hai
Ghar Mein Saal Girah Ka Shor Hai
Kahi Salown Se Ata Hai?
Shadi Ki Yeh Girah
Dori Baar Math Aa Tanha?
Aaj Wapas Layein Purani Yadein
Dil Mein Kushiyaan Paida Kare?
Tum Paas Hain To Nahi
Per Door Se Sahi'

May ur day be filled with laughter

By    09:53 //
'I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday'

Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston

By    09:52 //

'"Mere Pyare
OR
Azeez Doston"


Aslam-O-Alekum

pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen..

main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga,

main koi manjan ya haazme ka chooran bechne nahin aaya..

na hi kisi masjid ka chanda lene aaya hoon..

or na hi 15 rupay wali english ki kitab hai mere paas..

bas salam kar ke
70 nekiyan kamani thien..
ALLAH HAFIZ'

Barish Ki Tarah

By    09:47 //

'Barish ki tarah boondo nay jab dastak dee darwaze par.
Mehsoos hua tum aaye ho, andaz tumhare jesa tha..
Hawa k halkay jhonkay nay jab aahat ki khirki par.
Mehsoos hua tum chaltay ho,
Andaz tumhare jesa tha..
Main nay boondo ko apne hath par tapkaya to.
Ek sard sa ehsas hua,
Lams tumhare jesa tha..
Main tanha chala jab barish me, Ek jhonke nay sath diya.
Main samjha tum sath ho meray,
Ehsas tumhary jesa tha..
Phir ruk gayi wo barish bi
rahi na baki aahat bi.
Main samjha muje tum chor gaye,
ANDAZ tumhare jesa tha.'

kya aap pani ke andar road sakte ho

By    09:44 //
'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?

2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?

3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?

4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?

5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?

6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?'

Physically Reach Sweetest

By    11:13 //
When I can't physically reach sweetest people like U
I contact them through my prayers

I pray that

May Allah increase ur

health

wealth

wisdom

&

prosperity

May Allah reduce ur worries

sorrows problems

& enemies

May ur life be filled with

love strength peace n blessings all the time (Amen) Assalm-o-Alaikum Subah Bakhair

Gud Morning

By    11:09 //

) Gud Morning :)



.

Juma k Din GhusaL 1 hafte K Gunaho Ka Kuffara hy

Juma ko Nakhun tarashna Bemari Se Hifazt hy

Juma ko Durood Pak Se Behter koi Zikr Ni JUMA k din 100 Martba Darood Pak Parhne wale Ki

100 Hajaten Puri Hoti Hain

30 Dunya Ki

70 Akhrat Ki.

new sal ka pehla juma MUBARAK HO.

Islamic SMS

By    11:04 //

Na koi Nana MOHAMMAD jesa



Na koi Bahadur ALI jesa

Na koi Ladla HASSAN jesa

Na koi Shaheed HUSSAIN jesa

Na koi Alamdar ABBAS jesa

Na koi Jawan AKBAR jesa

Na koi Piyasa ASGHAR jesa

Na koi Dulha QASIM jesa

Na koi Zameen KARBALA jesi

Na koi Maa'n FATIMA jesi

Na koi Kaneez FIZZA jesi

Na koi Behen ZAINAB jesi

0r

Na koi Ghrana panjtan Pak jaisa.

Hqiqt me na

Koi sms is jsa.

Allah kry Jo ye sms agy snd kry uski hr khowahish pori ho. "Aameen

Nojwano k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

By    11:00 //
Nojwano k Liye Ehem Nasihatein:

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna mashghool na rakho k,

.

samne se koi Larki guzar jae or tumhe pta b na chale

2) Bike chlate huay kabi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai,

.

balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai rocket .

3) Koshish karo k apne hum-umron se bad-zabani na karo,

.

direct sir phaar do salon ka.

4) Taaleem har kisi ka haq hai,

.

zyada parh k kisi ka haq na maro.

Wizart-e-Awargi

Hukomat-e-Zardari

Hosla chor gaya tha

By    10:56 //
Hosla chor gaya tha sath nibhane wala,


Jane kis simat gaya aj wo jane wala,


Aj phr ankh me aay hazaron anso.


Aj phr yad wo aya hy bhulane wala,


Ab kahen ja k mere zakhm bhare hain,


Dekho Ab kahen lout k a jaye na jane wala,


Ay,"KHUDA"!


Us ka har khuwab salamt rakhna,


Ghum na dekhe wo mere khuwab jalane wala,


Ab kahen raah mein mil jaye to itna kehna,


"QASAD


Mar gaya kab ka tere naz uthane wala...!!!

Girlfriend ko naraz karney k baad

By    10:51 //

Larkey apni girl friend ko naraz karney k baad sms pe keisey manatey hain :


1st Hour : Sorry


2nd Hour : Sorry plz


3rd Hour : plz bas 1 dafa baat kar lo .


4th Hour : Jaan Please repley .


5th Hour : Please itna naraz mat ho .


6th Hour : I m sorry na , i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki...


7th Hour : Dafa ho jao ,


terey jeisi 100 larkiyaan Ghoomti hain aagay peechhey..


Sir pe hi charrhi ja rahi hey ,shakal daikhi nai hey apni .


.


.


.


Girl : Sorry DEAR balance nahi tha:-(


.


.


.


Boy : oh...


its 0k , l0ve you jaan.

Honto'n pe tabassum ko sajaney ke saleeqy

By    10:46 //
Honto'n pe tabassum ko sajaney ke saleeqy,

.


Hum bhool gaye milney milany ke saleeqy.


.


Angrai pe angrai wo leta raha zalim,


.


Aaty they galey us ko lagany ke saleeqy


.


Ab mujh sy ye andar ka allow nahi bujhta,


.


Seekhy they bohat aag bujhany ke saleeqy.


.


Main uljha raha waqt ki khamosh anaa se,


.


Aaye na mujhy saath nibhany ke saleeqy.


.


Kyun jaam ye hatho'n sy girny laga hai Mohsin,


.


Kya bhool gaye peeny pilany ke saleeqy..

Libaas Tan Se Utaar Dena

By    10:43 //
Libaas Tan Se Utaar Dena,

Kisi Ko Banhon Ke Haar Dena,

Phir Uske Jazbon Ko Maar Dena,

!! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nahi Hai!!

Gunah Karne Ka Soch Lena,

Haseen Pariyan Daboch Lena,

Phir Uski Aankhein Hi Noch Lena,

!! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nahi Hai!!

Kisi Ko Lafzon Ke Jaal Dena,

Kisi Ko Jazbon Ki Dhaal Dena,

Phir Uski Izzat Uchaal Dena,

!! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nahi Hai!!

Andhair Nagri Mein Chalty Jana,

Haseen Kaliyan Masalty Jana,

Aur Apni Fitrat Pe Muskurana,

!! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nahi Hai!!

Ab Agr Apka SMS Nhe Aya

By    10:42 //

Bas ßohat Ho Gaya Ab Agr Apka SMS Nhe Aya




Tou


.


.


Tou


Hum sofay Say Chalang Lga kr Apni Jan Dedengy


Urty Huwy Jahaz K Nechy Lait Jaiengy


Sookhi Nehar Mein Doob Jaiengy


Table Fan Say Rassi ßandh K Phansi Charh Jaiengy


Hajmola Ki Goli Kha Kr Khudkushi Kr Laingy


Ab Hamari Zindgi Ap K Hath Me Hy.

KUNWARO KI GAZAL

By    10:38 //
Aye Sard Sard Raat Mujhe "wife" Chahiye,


Karni Hai Dil Ki Baat Mujhe "wife" Chahiye.


Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raato Ke Darmiyan,


Tanha Hai Meri Zaat Mujhe "wife" Chahiye.


Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Baat Hai,


Aye Mere lovely Maa baap Mujhe "wife" Chahiye.


Chehre Se Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do,


Ab Maan Jao Baat Mujhe "wife" Chahiye.


Dekhi Hai Mene Dulhan Mujhe baraat Chahiye


kar di hai aakhri baat Mujhe "wife" Chahye

Tu unko hmara pegham dena

By    10:37 //
"*Aey Sooraj*"

"*Tu unko hmara pegham dena*"

"*Khushi ka Din or Hansi ki Sham dena*",

"*Jb wo*" deikhey Tujhe bahir aa kr*",


"*To unko jhuk ker hamara salam dena*", ""


or,,,,,


*/"*kehna*"/ "Sweet" "Cool"


"Nice" "Bright""Smiling" "&" "Fresh"

'*Morning*

Have a nice day*

Chor gaya tha sath nibhane wala

By    10:33 //



Hosla chor gaya tha sath nibhane wala,


Jane kis simat gaya aj wo jane wala,


Aj phr ankh me aay hazaron anso.


Aj phr yad wo aya hy bhulane wala,


Ab kahen ja k mere zakhm bhare hain,


Dekho Ab kahen lout k a jaye na jane wala,


Ay,"KHUDA"!


Us ka har khuwab salamt rakhna,


Ghum na dekhe wo mere khuwab jalane wala,


Ab kahen raah mein mil jaye to itna kehna,


"QASAD


Mar gaya kab ka tere naz uthane wala...!!!


\*(D+U+K+E)*/

Most Expensive Bird

By    09:14 //

A girl sent most expensive bird that


could speak 40 languages


as a birth day gift to her pathan frnd.


Next day she asked


How was the bird?
.


.


.


Pathan:Very tasty.


[facebook]

Mosam ki trha

By    11:28 //
Q Hr bar mosam
ki trha badal
jate ho'

Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho

Ye bat sunkr
mri rooh tak
kanp gai

K tm ab b

Brtan Dhony
waly SOAP se
Nahaty ho. ;)

A lot of wishes

By    11:26 //

@øò@
    (  ' ; '  )      _,'),
 =(,,)=(")==:',,'(@
      (_!_)         '-;)
This
rose
is to0 Heavy
cOz
It Carries
A lot of wishes
4 u...

Ye làzmi to ñhi

By    11:19 //
Sàbàb Jùdài kà kùçh tö zrà btàè mùjhy.
Phir is k bàd dil jåñ se stàé mujhy.
Chalò ye màañ liyà k u$e ñhi fürsàt.
Ye làzmi  to ñhi k  ''BHOL,, jae Mujhy.

Jane waly ny kaha tha

By    11:17 //


Dil ki cohkhat pay jo aik deep jala rhkha hai

Tery  Lot any ka Amkan saja rakha hai.......''

Jane waly ny kaha tha ky wo loty ga zuror

Aik esi aas pay darwaza khula Rakha hai

Rhuth jaty ho tu koch or hseen lagty ho..

Hum nay ye sooch ky he tum ko khfa rakha hay'

Sans tak bh nahen lety han tujhe sochty Waqat'

Hum nay as kaam ko ko bh kal pay Uta rakha hay

Kuch Aisay Be Log Hoty Hai

By    11:15 //


Kuch Aisay Be Log Hoty Hai Zindagi Ma Jo Zakham De Kar Bhool Jaty Hai !


 *"~"(FARAZ)"~"*

 

 

 Ab To Aadat Se Ho Gyae Hai Hamay Zindagi Ma Zakhamo Ko Dekh Kar Unhay Yaad Karny ke....

Door Ho Kar Be

By    11:13 //
Door Ho Kar Be Mery Kitnay Pas Ha Tu

Meray Dil Ma Chupa Ek Ehsas Hai Tu
Hai Kya Khaber Ka Kitna Mery Liya Khas Ha Tu
Jena Ko Zindagi Ma Bache Aakhri Sans Ha Tu...!

Tang Na Kar

By    11:10 //
  (",) Sun Bablo..
  <))>
 _/¡_
 (.")  Bol Pappu..
<((>
_/¡_
 (",)/
 <))    Bablo yaar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kar
 (.")
<((> Pappu yaar
_/¡_   Tang Na Kar,

Hmari Zarurat

By    11:08 //

Be-Qadar ho gaye hain kuch DOST hamare. Jo Hmari Zarurat tak mhsoos Ñahi karte, Kabhi bahut baten kiya karte thay humse, Ab kheriyat tak maloom nahi karte.

THE END.

By    11:04 //
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




THE END.


kesa tha?


Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

By    10:59 //
Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..

Teri Dosti ka

By    10:39 //
Dosto" ka" To" Ana "Jana" Hai "Par "Ye" Dost tera "Porana" Hai
"Is" Dost "Ko  Kabi" Bhula" na" Dena
" Q" k" Ye Dost "Teri" Dosti" ka" Dewana" hai "

REAL FRIENDS AND FAKE FRIENDS

By    10:34 //


 Catwoman Friendship SMS



FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are d reason u hav no foodFAKE FRIENDS: Borrow ur stuff for a few days dn giv it back

REAL FRIENDS:
Keep ur shirt so long they forget its urs

FAKE FRIENDS:
Wud knock on ur front door

REAL FRIENDS:
walk rite in n say ' I'M HOME! '

FAKE FRIENDS:
Are for a while

REAL FRIENDS:
Are for life time

FAKE FRIENDS:
Wil ignore this

REAL FRIENDS:
Wil forward it
to all my friendz!

Khuda se

By    10:32 //
Hamari نيت me chahat
Chahat me خلوص
Khalos me پیار
Piyar me عبادت
Ibadat me خدا
Khuda se دعا
Dua me
AAp  خوش raho sada.

Mohabat rog ha dil ka

By    10:23 //

Tamana le k ulfat ki meray angan ma wo aya,


Mohabat rog ha dil ka usay yeh me ne smjhaya,


Kaha us ne mohabat ker shareq e ghum bana mujh ko,


Karon ga main zamany ki roshni se aashana tumko


Howa majbor main yaro kiya iqrar ulfat ka


Laga de jan ki bazi,samaj kar khail qismat ka


Howi malom phir us ki HAQEEQAT ye zamanay se,


Usay TASKEEN milti ha kisi ka dil dukhanay se

Din HUZUR Ka

By    22:58 //
Din HUZUR Ka
Meri Raatein HUZUR Ki

4 Su Hain Mehekti Bahaarein HUZUR Ki

Kar Lo Charaga 0r Khushiyan Manao Momino

Aamad Aamad Hai MAH -e- RABI-UL-No0R Ki

Mohabat rog ha dil ka

By    22:54 //
Tamana le k ulfat ki meray angan ma wo aya,

Mohabat rog ha dil ka usay yeh me ne smjhaya,

Kaha us ne mohabat ker shareq e ghum bana mujh ko,

Karon ga main zamany ki roshni se aashana tumko

Howa majbor main yaro kiya iqrar ulfat ka

Laga de jan ki bazi,samaj kar khail qismat ka

Howi malom phir us ki HAQEEQAT ye zamanay se,

Usay TASKEEN milti ha kisi ka dil dukhanay se

Namaz Ke Baad

By    22:49 //
Jab Banda Namaz Ke Baad Bagair

Dua Mangay Uth Jata Hai
To KHUDA Farmata Hai

"Ay Fariston, Ye Banda Mujh Say
Bay Niaz Ho Gaya Hai.
Ab Isay Meri Zarurat Nahi"

I MISS YOU

By    22:48 //

, -. .- .
'.   I   .'
  " . "
, -. .- , -. .- .
'.   I   '. Miss.'
  " . "    " . "
, -. .- , -. .-  , -. .-,
'.  Y .'.   O  .'.  U .'
  " . "   "  . "   " . "

A Golden Message

By    22:47 //
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....

Ek piyara sa

By    22:46 //
Neend mein ho to SAPNAY bhejo,

Jaag rahe ho to KHUSHI bhejo,
Hans rahe ho to JOKE bhejo,

Humein yaad kar rahe ho to
Ek piyara sa
-=SMS=- bhejo.

Never walk

By    22:42 //
Never walk away from sincere frds..
Whn u see some faults,be patient n realize that nobody is perfect...
It's affection that matters,not perfection!:-)

Kamal Ki

By    22:27 //
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai  

Bomb

By    10:45 //
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...






A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON ..

High Level Insult

By    10:38 //
High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga

By    10:34 //
Zandgi ! ab ky myra naam shamil na karna"

Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''

Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''

Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''

Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''

Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''

Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''

I Miss You

By    10:32 //
Many people come in our lives, they come, go and are forgotten

but out of them some keep on twinkling like stars on the screen of mind

and U are definitely 1 of them.

Lehar aati hai

By    10:27 //
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

Hari Mirchi

By    10:26 //

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai, 
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...

Dost

By    10:25 //
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, 
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

Diwanay

By    10:24 //
Nazrain Jhuki to Paimanay banay,
Dil tootay to Maikhanay banay,
Kuch to zaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwanay Banay...

Yaad karte hai

By    10:22 //
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, 
free SMS ki scheme me.

He saw another kutta

By    10:17 //
Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dimu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!

i Miss you Dost

By    10:06 //
To
     The Dost
      i Miss you


Subject
kahan ho?

Yar
       i am the
Student of your heart.i beg 2 say that i m relly mising u.i am very
Lonely.mera jee nhi lag raha.

    so kindlY
grant me at least a sweet sms
I shall b very thankful 2 u
Ur loving friend..

Good Morning SMS

By    10:55 //
G I"'""\    /"'"'I
U I      \ / ORNING
D I___/\_/\___I
I""'I___I"""I
I        AVE A NICE
I___I""'I___I
I '' '' '' ''*.
I    D        !
I.___,,*AY.  

NEND

By    10:53 //

AA NEND TU BHI HUM SA ZID CHORE DA TU ACHA HAI....

JIS KI KHATIR HUM JAGA KARTAY THAY WO AB HAMARA NAHI RAHA......


Kyu Apne Zindagi Ko Barbad Kiya

By    10:49 //

Kyu Photee Taqdeer Meri

Kyu Rhoote Kismat Meri

Kyu Choote Duniya Meri

Kyu Aankhen Huwe Nam Meri

Kyu Wo Wada Tor Gaya

Kyu Apna Bana Ka Chor Gaya

Kyu Huwa Mera Sath Yah

Kyu Khoya Mena Pyar Yah

Kyu Wo Mujhy Mil Na Saka

Kyu Yah Dil Us Ka Ho Kar Be Ho N Saka

Kyu Mena Pyar Kiya

Kyu Apne Zindagi Ko Barbad Kiya


Mousam Hai Barish Ka Or Yad Tmhari Ati Hai

By    10:27 //

 Mousam Hai Barish Ka Or Yad Tmhari Ati Hai,
Barish k Her Ek Qatry Se Awaz Tmhari Ati Hai,
Badal Jab Grajtay Hain Dil Ki Dharkan Barhti Hai,
Or Dil Ki Hr Ek Dharkan Se Awaz Tmhari Ati Hai,

Jab Taiz Hawaien Chalti Hain To Jan Hamari Jati Hai,
Mousam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tmhari Ati Hai,
bus yaad tmhari ati he yaad tmhri ate he...
"HAPPY RINAY DAY"s


Juda hone ka andesha

By    10:34 //

Juda hone ka andesha’ juda honE se pehle tha,
Wo mujh se intehai khush’ khAfa hone se pehle tha,

Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo,
Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha,


Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega,
Bohat hi ba’wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha…


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